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Hey everybody my name is Britany and I am 20 years old. I love telling jokes and I love to make people laugh. Im not going to lie life gets really hard for me sometimes but I just try to look at the bright side well at least when there is one. I am often a very nice person so if you want to talk about anything don't hesitate to message me : )

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

iraffiruse:

Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.

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— 5 days ago with 399243 notes

cringing:

weloveshortvideos:

tapped the breaks

Vine by Lauren Lavoie

tHE GAGGING NOISE

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— 5 days ago with 90941 notes

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via sellout-boy)

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jaclcfrost:

this is it
this is what true temptation looks like

jaclcfrost:

this is it

this is what true temptation looks like

(Source: jaclcfrost, via gubleroo)

— 1 week ago with 183189 notes

drellabove:

Collide with the Sky is the third full-length studio album from American post-hardcore band Pierce the Veil, released on July 17, 2012.

inspired by: x/x

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— 1 week ago with 6592 notes

herestoallgodsloserz:

murder-city-80:

joshvongrimm:

petition for my favourite band to play every song they ever wrote in one gig no matter how long it takes

fun fact: if Green Day did that, it would take over 9 hours

That’s fine a 9 hour green day gig would be great

(via sellout-boy)

— 1 week ago with 195132 notes

deadlydinos:

randomlovesawkward:

HE THINKS HE’S AMBULANCE

IM SO SORRY ABOUT THE TIME VIDEO WATCH THIS DOG BE AN AMBULANCE INSTEAD OKAY FRIENDS

(Source: dogsyoutube, via marypoothegreat)

— 1 week ago with 409585 notes
awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

awwww-cute:

Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him

(via goodheart-badhabits)

— 1 week ago with 190656 notes

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

 image

(Source: champagnepapa, via thefuuuucomics)

— 2 weeks ago with 551607 notes
dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(Source: priceofliberty, via arctic--kitties)

— 2 weeks ago with 239421 notes